June 2009
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mtv awards
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison always look like they’re high on something.
Jun 1st
Listencopycats: How Deep Is Your Love by The Bird And...
Jun 1st
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Get out of the road you buffalo.
Steve: Put the phone down, he could call 9-1-1 for crying out loud.
Wilson: Willis, call the police to come arrest Greg.
Jun 1st
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May 2009
58 posts
Kelli Patel?
kelllli: I think that has a nice ring to it. If you like then you shoulda put a ring on it.
May 31st
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“I think he secretly hates America.”
– Christina
May 31st
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“Today, I was stopped by border patrol on my way to San Diego. They asked me if I...”
– MLIA is amazing.
May 30th
cathyrenee: “we should go have sex now… it will be fun” said julie
May 30th
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da view
And then we got lost, all the streets and houses looked the same.
May 30th
baskin robbins?
May 30th
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friday nights wut the family.
The Wings & Things Virgins. The Wings & Things Sluts.
May 30th
May 30th
I'm 17 and moving up in the world!
Too the zoo, to the zoo! Cute little boys with mohawks. Creeper. The exciting zoo tour!   Mmmm, the highlight of our exhibit: urine.   Then we wandered and came to a conclusion that we have really outgrown the children’s zoo. The gurls. An awesome birthday with awesome people.
May 29th
Answer with the first letter of your first name:
Your Name: Julie Famous Artists/Band/Musician: Journey 4 letter word: Joke State: None exist Boy Name: James Girl Name: Jocelyn Occupation: Journalist Something you wear: Jewelry  Celebrity: Julie Andrews Something found in a kitchen: Jars You shout: JACKASS! Body part: Jaw bone
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MyLifeIsAverage brings serious LOLs. Thanks...
samarmoussa: Today, I drank Kool-Aid. A giant pitcher of juice did not break into my home. MLIA. Today, I realized I haven’t had sex in 15 years. I’m 15. MLIA. Today I crossed the street when the light said not to. I didn’t get hit by a car. MLIA. Today, I spent 5 hours in the bank, but thats okay. I work there. MLIA. Today, my teacher saw me texting under the desk and grabbed my phone....
May 24th
May 24th
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In N Out
OH JORDAN. But as strange as this sounds, these animations are really mesmerizing. I should make more.
May 23rd
“oh god these people r really fat plz ur making my eye sight worse.”
– People on YouTube are just so eloquent and wonderful. Devin would approve.
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F-09
kelllli: I’m watching the Pilot of Glee and it’s extremely entertaining. It brought back memories from Les Miserables. “X is for excrements in the sewer that Jean Valjean climbed through.”   Remember when we couldn’t understand why she was asian? I hope Stefanie sees this and reblogs with an essay describing the deteriorating relationship between Marius and Cosette.
May 22nd
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wednesday night
May 21st
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May 21st
andrew's 17th birfday!
Some commotion went down in Fil-Am yesterday, in honor of Andrew’s birthday. He’s now a year older and wiser but more importantly, as of yesterday he now has enough bananas and watermelon to last him a winter if he ever decides to go into hibernation. Happy 17th Andrew!
May 21st
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Panda Express
Viet: Do you know what Ankur's brother's name is?
Sara: Hassan, Amir, Assef..
Kelli: Jamal!
Me: Dev!
Viet: It starts with an H.
Me: Han-kur.
Viet: No, it's H-A-R-D-I-C.
All: Like HARD DICK?
May 15th
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Listenkelllli: DANGER ZONE We watched Top Gun today...
May 14th
Listen  Motherlover- Justin Timberlake & Andy...
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