December 2010
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Using Me For Photos
Julie: I forgot to bring the battery for my camera!
Cathy: Dang it. How am I going to get a new facebook profile photo now?
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“In approximately 10 minutes it will be the 6th anniversary of me getting my...”
– Tracey Nguyen
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Lower standards
Julie: Why are Victor and Rachna so sad about getting Bs in Math 20C? Am I missing something here or do we just have lower standards? If I got a B in math, I would be out celebrating.
Zach: We have lower standards, which means we'll do better in life because we can cope when we don't end up marrying supermodels in the future.
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Our solution to Paranormal Activity
Kelli: I feel like they should just get in a car and drive forever.
Julie: The demon can't fit in the car?
Andrew: Get a two-seater.
Kelli: And drive all over the country.
Andrew: How would they use the bathroom?
Kelli: They can stop really fast at fast-food places.
“Why does no one text me?”
– Julie Dao (via kelllli)
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Watchkelllli:
This is what we do on Friday nights.
Is this why we don’t have a lot of friends?
If Andrew Wrote Our Lifestories
Andrew: I feel like it's a phase. She's gonna meet a good guy and fall for him...
Kelli: I don't know, Andrew.
Andrew: ...then kill him because she took out an insurance policy on him of 100,000 dollars.
Julie: Oh wow, Andrew. I didn't see that one coming. The story took a turn for the worse.
Andrew: You guys should really listen to what I have to say before you judge me.
Julie: I would not want Andrew to the author of my life story. He would throw in a random tangent and then my life would suck. Good thing he doesn't have that type of power.
Kelli: He would be a horrible god.
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More Bromance Happening Over Here
Julie: You know you guys should just push your beds together like Monica and Michelle.
James: That is not a good idea.
Sophie: There would be more space in the room.
Julie: And you guys could cuddle.
Victor: I would cuddle with James.
James: No.
Sophie: You should just embrace it, James.
Victor: Or just embrace.
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WatchKelli: I’m seriously about to cry with this dad’s speech. Julie: Hahahaha Kelli: I’m serious, shut up. I only get emotional about people I don’t know. Julie: I feel like your dad’s speech at your wedding is gonna be good. Something along the lines of, “I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you...
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Hufflepuff Boys
Julie: You guys should just form an alliance with us.
Bernard: You do realize that you're forming an alliance with the laziest house? We don't do anything except play StarCraft.
Child Abuse Awareness
Julie: Do we look like inconsiderate assholes for not having changed our photos?
Kelli: That's what I keep thinking!
Trading Spaces
Andrew: I think every white child should be paired up with a strict asian parent.
Zach: Like Trading Spaces. Except there's no decorating, just strict parenting.
WatchIt’s that time of year again where I make an awkward JibJab video. Zach credits the beginning of our friendship to about this time last year when I just put him randomly in a JibJab video. That’s how we became friends. I didn’t even know him.