February 2011
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“Okay, not to be racist but I discovered that Asians are really rich. A bunch of...”
– Sara Morud
Going to the Tet Festival
Sara: How are you showing your Asian spirit?
Julie: Kevin and I are both yellow. That's enough Asian spirit.
Sara: You're not wearing kimonos or anything?
Kevin: That's Japanese, Sara.
Sara: Some sort of Asian garb, maybe?
“You know Kobe Bryant is named after Kobe the meat? I’m gonna name my child...”
– James Wang
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Watchcathyrenee:
I made this after the first day of school. I began mumbling to myself and realized I had my mini recorder and couldn’t resist. So after watching it that Monday I thought, “Geez this is very informative” but I didn’t have internet till now!(which is part of a story to tell on another blog! I know, I know hold onto your excitement.) So I watched it a second time and just realized I...
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Thanks Mr. Prosser
Zach: Did he mention the Chick Code? I wanted Biggs to mention the Handsome Senior's Club.
Julie: No, but he did acknowledge my witty sense of humor.
Zach: Wow, he did lie a lot.
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Letter of Recommendation
I e-mailed Mr. Prosser for a letter of recommendation last night and woke up to this e-mail in the morning:
Julie, It will cost you a beer or two, but I can throw something together this weekend. How much can I lie? Should I quote the “chick code”? Mike Prosser P.S. I’m just kidding about the beers.
In Riverside
Zach: Andrew, you didn't even lock the door!
Julie: Andrew!!
Kelli: We're in the ghetto!!
Zach: Just kidding, he did.
Julie: I'm sorry that I doubted you, Andrew.
“Julie, I feel like you’re sexually immature. I remember in middle school...”
– Andrew Rubi
Studious fraternities
Julie: I was talking to Irvin who is pledging for this frat. He has study sessions with the group at Geisel. Like the frat leaders watch over them as they do homework. I don't understand. I feel like this only happens with UCSD frats.
Zach: Or Revelle frats.
Julie: Shut up. We're cool too.
Zach: That defeats the point of a frat. It's just an expensive study group. Real frats are meant to destroy your liver before age 20.
Sleepover in the Sticks
Last night, Zach and I drove up to Riverside to sleepover at Andrew’s. We made plans to hang out in LA together on MLK’s day with Steph and Tracey (who were going to drive up in the morning) so Andrew went to pick up Kelli at UCLA and we all met up at his apartment where we did everything but sleep. There was also a lot of farting going on between Andrew and Zach, to the point where...
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Hungry at 3AM
Irvin: I am so hungry right now. What's open?
Celine: How about pizza?
Julie: Are pizza places even open right now?
Irvin: Let's just go to Julie's house.
Julie: It's too long a walk from here.
Irvin: We'll run.
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Headbands
James: I would say the pinnacle of cuteness is when a girl wears headbands.
Julie: I have headbands with bows.
James: Well then that automatically disqualifies you.
13 Year Old Me
Jocelyn: Julie, I was watching home videos of you and you still act just like your younger self.
Julie: Well, that would only make sense.
Jocelyn: I just thought you would've matured by now.
“Look through my Flickr. There are over 20,000 photos of proof that you can have...”
– Julie Dao (via kelllli)
10 Fingers with Celine Lee
Austin: I've never had a high school crush...in Hong Kong.
Jordan: I've never taken the trash out...in Hong Kong.
Celine: I have never taken out the trash in HK.
Julie: Fine, Celine. I've never had my helper take the trash out in Hong Kong. And I've also never had a helper.
James: My turn. I've never farted during a wedding before.
Julie: That's very specific, James. Where else haven't you farte-
Austin: Oh, got another one! I've never had a crush on a Hong Kong popstar.
Mixed Children are Beautiful
Kelli: We had a 30 minute discussion about mixed kids. We all want them.
Julie: They should just sell mixed children on the black market or something.
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It's 2:30 AM and there are cards everywhere.
The boys of Ravenclaw have taken up a new hobby. They just throw playing cards everywhere with this technique that all of them have mastered over the last 3 months. I don’t even understand how they managed to collect so many cards. It’s ridiculous. And then we let them into our suite and within 3 minutes, the entire floor of the common area was covered with cards.
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In an attempt to make more GIFs, this happened...
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"We didn't get it."
